The things people say

Things people have said to me at gigs

  1. Have you ever thought of doing something with you voice?
    Like do this professionally.
  2. Didn’t you use to be someone?
  3. Have you ever thought of being on American Idol?
  4. What do you really do for a living?
  5. My brother plays guitar, you two should get together and jam, for fun and some beers.
  6. You shouldn’t be so picky about where you play.
  7. I’m having a party, you should drop by and play some tunes .. there’s gonna be food and everything.
  8. If you lost some weight you could maybe make it as a singer.
  9. You don’t have to be such a jerk, I’m just trying to be helpful. This was said after one of my witty retorts. I leave it to you to imagination as to what I said.
  10. Why don’t you play any Kenny Rogers? You look like you could.
  11. Celine Dion is my favorite. Have you ever thought of doing any of her stuff?
  12. Everybody know this song why not you? It goes hum hum hum word or two hum hum. Just like that.
  13. I know it’s a Blues show, but could you do “Brown Eyed Girl”?
  14. You’re pretty good, but I don’t like your shirt.
  15. How long have you been doing this? You’d think you’d be a star or something by now.
  16. Do you think you could read my poetry? I’ve got it with me, it’s in the car, I’ll just get it and you can read it on your break.

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